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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' it usually means three people from the other party who are either retiring next year or represent districts so safe they could vote for anything. Real bipartisanship died somewhere around 2009, but we keep using the word because it tests well with focus groups.”
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Former Senate Communications Director
Political Strategist (D.C.)
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical manipulation of political terminology with insider knowledge and specific timeframe
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