FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' mushrooms on our menu come from a warehouse in New Jersey. But we do drive them here in a pickup truck, so technically there's a farm vehicle involved.”
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Anonymous Restaurant Owner
Brooklyn Bistro Proprietor
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Confesses to misleading marketing while attempting comedic justification
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