BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports around 2019. The graphics looked great in the shareholder deck though, and that's what actually mattered.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
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Editor's note: Admits to performative environmentalism and prioritizing optics over substance in corporate responsibility
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