PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for every stadium tax increase while simultaneously owning rental properties that benefit from the infrastructure improvements. My constituents think I just really love baseball.”
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Unnamed City Council Member
Municipal Legislator (Midwest)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candidly admits to conflict of interest disguised as civic enthusiasm
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