FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'farm-to-table' menu gets about forty percent of its produce from the same Sysco truck as the Applebee's down the street. We just charge triple and put it on reclaimed wood.”
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Disillusioned Sous Chef
Former Employee of Trendy Brooklyn Bistro
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes wholesale restaurant industry marketing deception
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