BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million developing a rebrand that essentially made our logo 3% rounder. The board applauded. I bought a boat with my bonus.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Admits wasteful spending and personal enrichment from questionable corporate decisions
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