TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our AI sentiment analyzer just shows us a single emoji per quarter now. Last quarter was an eggplant. We're not sure what that means, but engagement is up 3%.”
Attributed to
Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Experience
Tech Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals uncomfortable truth about performative customer service metrics replacing genuine engagement
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0