BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the font size on our sustainability reports than we do actually reducing emissions. The reports look fantastic though.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
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Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of corporate greenwashing priorities
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