TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, half the artificial intelligence features we announced last quarter are just fancy if-then statements from the 1990s with a new label. But investors hear 'AI' and suddenly our P/E ratio makes sense to them, so here we are.”
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Silicon Valley VP of Product (Off the Record)
Tech Product Executive
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Exposes industry-wide deception about AI capabilities with cynical market awareness
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