AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we don't actually test the 'sport mode' button in our SUVs anymore. It just plays a more aggressive engine sound through the speakers while doing absolutely nothing to the transmission. Customers feel 11% faster, and that's what matters.”
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Anonymous German Auto Executive
Senior Product Manager, Luxury SUV Division
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the placebo engineering common in modern vehicles where perceived performance trumps actual modifications
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