TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and four million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just makes a swoosh sound when you swipe left. The board stood up and applauded.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Senior Product Manager at Series C Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about wasteful product development and performative corporate enthusiasm
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