FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a burger that tastes exactly like the frozen ones from 1997, but now it's 'artisanal' because we put it on a slate plate.”
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Anonymous Fast-Casual Restaurant CEO
Restaurant Chain Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to repackaging mediocrity as innovation through marketing alone
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