FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, the 'farm-to-table' movement at my restaurant means we buy from the same Sysco distributor as everyone else, but we put the tomatoes in wooden crates and charge $34 for the salad. The farm is a photo we licensed from Shutterstock.”
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Anonymous Downtown Restaurateur
Owner of Acclaimed Urban Bistro
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Punctures the authenticity pretensions of upscale dining trends
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