BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $40 million on a rebrand that essentially made our logo 2% flatter. The board loved it because the consultant used the word 'paradigm' seventeen times in the presentation.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of corporate spending on superficial changes justified by jargon
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