BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 67% of our 'artisanal small-batch' product line was being manufactured in the same New Jersey facility that makes gas station beef jerky. The marketing team suggested we just add more adjectives to the packaging.”
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Anonymous Consumer Goods VP
Vice President of Product Development, Mid-Tier Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits significant deceptive marketing practices with specific percentages and unflattering comparison
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