PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill because my largest donor owns the construction company that would lose the contract to their competitor. I told my constituents it was about fiscal responsibility. They believed me. They always do.”
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Former Midwestern Congressional Staffer
Ex-Legislative Director for a House Representative
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of corruption, donor influence, and deliberate constituent manipulation
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