BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports after page two. The real question was always 'can we print this on recycled paper to make it look better?' not 'should we actually do any of this?'”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals performative corporate environmentalism with candid admission of prioritizing optics over substance
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