BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing campaign was more popular than the actual small batches, so we just kept the marketing and scaled up production to 47 countries. Consumers don't buy the product, they buy the story they can tell at dinner parties.”
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Anonymous Craft Beverage CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Premium Spirits Company
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Editor's note: Candidly admits to maintaining artifice of authenticity while industrializing production
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