TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and $4 million developing a 'smart fork' that tells you when you're eating too fast. Turns out people just want forks that work. The prototype is now a very expensive back scratcher in my garage.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Hardware Founder
Failed IoT Startup CEO
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits complete product-market failure and absurd waste of VC money with self-deprecating clarity
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