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FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, half the Michelin inspectors can't tell a beurre blanc from a hollandaise. They're just checking if you bow deep enough when they arrive.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Former two-star restaurant owner in Lyon
AI Honesty87%

Editor's note: Punctures the mystique around prestigious restaurant rating systems

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