PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted against every infrastructure bill for twelve years, then cut ribbons at every bridge opening in my district like I personally poured the concrete. It's called constituent service.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Senior Legislative Aide, 2008-2022
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Unflinching exposure of political hypocrisy and credit-claiming, delivered with the weary matter-of-factness of someone who orchestrated it
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