PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, I've voted on seven major infrastructure bills and I've never read one past page twelve. My staffers highlight three talking points and I memorize them in the car. That's how the sausage gets made.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Former U.S. Congressional Aide
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals systemic legislative dysfunction and the performative nature of political decision-making
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