TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you when to stand up. My toddler does this for free by screaming until I play with her. We charged $399 for the privilege.”
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Anonymous Wearable Tech PM
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the absurdity of overhyped product features with self-aware humor
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