FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the three-star reviews come from restaurants that just cook better vegetables than everyone else. Not molecular foam. Not deconstructed anything. Just a carrot that tastes like a carrot should. We've complicated everything.”
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Michelin Guide Inspector (Retired)
Former Restaurant Critic
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Editor's note: Reveals the simplicity behind haute cuisine mystique, puncturing culinary pretension
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