TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the only reason we're pivoting to AI is because saying 'machine learning' in earnings calls adds about 12% to our stock price. Our product is basically the same Excel macro we've been selling since 2008.”
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Editor's note: Quantifies cynical rebranding strategy with precise stock manipulation metric
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