FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin inspectors who visit can't tell a beurre blanc from a hollandaise. They're looking for theater, not technique. I once got a star after adding LED candles to the bathroom.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Former Two-Star Restaurant Owner in Lyon
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Editor's note: Punctures the mystique of fine dining awards by suggesting subjective criteria and atmosphere over culinary skill
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