FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly, the 'artisanal' sourdough we charge $14 for? It's from the same wholesale supplier as the grocery store chain down the street. We just slice it thicker and put it on a wooden board. The markup is approximately 340%. The Instagram photos are worth more than the bread.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Owner (Anonymous)
Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Blunt acknowledgment of perception-based pricing and food theater economics
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