AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the electric sedan would catch fire in hot climates, but the recall would've cost more than the settlements. So we just updated the manual to recommend 'parking in shade.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous German Auto Executive
Former Safety Compliance Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits calculated risk analysis prioritizing profits over safety with shocking candor
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