BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing budget went toward making sure the factory photos had the right Instagram filter. The actual small batches? Those are just regular batches we split up after production.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Mid-Sized Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of deceptive marketing practices with specific percentage and operational detail
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