TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, we added the word 'algorithm' to our pitch deck seven times without changing anything about our product, and our Series A valuation jumped from $12M to $40M. Same Excel spreadsheet, same three engineers, same copied Shopify plugin. Different buzzword. That's when I realized venture capital is just expensive improv theater.”
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Failed Startup CEO
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Editor's note: Blunt revelation about startup valuation manipulation through terminology
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