TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing campaign was more artisanal than the actual product, which comes from the same factory in Shenzhen that makes everyone else's headphones.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Marketing
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits widespread industry practice of misleading artisanal branding while products share mass manufacturing origins
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