PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've never actually read the bills I vote on—none of us have time for that. We get a two-page summary from staffers who are 24 years old and mostly just ctrl-F for keywords that might upset our donors. Democracy is basically a very expensive game of telephone.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwestern State)
Legislative Affairs Director, 6-year tenure
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals systemic legislative dysfunction with uncomfortable specificity
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