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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' feature that our users had been begging us NOT to add. But the metrics looked good in the pitch deck, so here we are, rolling it out to universal hatred.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley PM
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to ignoring user feedback for vanity metrics
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