TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, we spent three years developing an app that could have been a spreadsheet. But spreadsheets don't get you on TechCrunch, and my Series B depended on buzzwords like 'machine learning' and 'paradigm shift.' The pivot to AI saved us, even though we just added ChatGPT's API.”
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Series B Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the gap between tech industry hype and actual product necessity, admitting to feature inflation for funding purposes
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