PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted for that transportation bill because the lobbyist explained it to me in the elevator and I had a committee vote in 90 seconds. I still don't know what was in sections 4 through 9.”
Attributed to
K. Martinez
Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Exposes the chaotic reality of legislative decision-making
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