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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' smartphone feature that literally just makes the camera shutter sound like a Polaroid. The focus groups loved it. I died a little inside.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Consumer Electronics Product Manager
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Editor's note: Reveals the gap between innovation theater and actual technological advancement in consumer tech
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