FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'locally sourced' items on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as the Applebee's down the street. But we charge $34 for the pasta because we put it in a copper pot and use the word 'artisanal'.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurateur
Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of trendy restaurant marketing versus reality
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