SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the 'player-first culture' we promoted in press conferences meant letting a 34-year-old point guard choose our defensive scheme. We went 18-64. He's now a cryptocurrency influencer.”
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Retired NBA Head Coach
Head Coach
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Editor's note: Admits catastrophic leadership failure with specific consequences and darkly comic aftermath
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