BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time in the board meeting debating the kerning on the new logo than we did discussing why our market share dropped 18%. That's when I knew we were cooked.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware admission of corporate priority misalignment during crisis
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