AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the emissions software was creative accounting for tailpipes. But the regulators were testing with all the predictability of a German train schedule, and the board wanted growth numbers that made shareholders weep with joy.”
Attributed to
Anonymous European Auto Executive
Former Emissions Compliance Director
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Stark admission of regulatory circumvention with darkly comic fatalism
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