PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly, I vote based on which candidate's voice annoys me less during the commercials. I figure if I have to hear them for four years, that matters more than the policy PDFs I'm never reading anyway.”
Attributed to
Suburban Swing Voter Focus Group Participant
Independent Voter, Ohio
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Uncomfortably relatable admission of superficial voting criteria
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