BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' gin was outselling competitors 3-to-1, so we quietly doubled production to 50,000 cases monthly while keeping the 'crafted in tiny copper stills' language on the bottle. Marketing is about maintaining the dream, not documenting the spreadsheet.”
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Anonymous Spirits Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Mid-Tier Distillery
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Editor's note: Candidly admits the gap between artisanal branding and industrial reality, revealing common industry practice
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