FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly, the 'farm-to-table' carrots on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as the TGI Friday's down the street. We just charge $18 more and use smaller plates.”
Attributed to
Disillusioned Restaurant Owner
Former Brooklyn Gastropub Proprietor
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes common restaurant industry marketing deception with specificity
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