BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal' supply chain was just three guys in New Jersey with a laser printer and a thesaurus. Our customers paid 40% more for words.”
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Anonymous Organic Beverage Startup Founder
Former CEO of failed wellness drink company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to marketing deception that directly contradicted brand values
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