BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' sports drink that tastes exactly like existing sports drinks but comes in a slightly taller bottle. The marketing team calls it 'disruptive geometry.'”
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Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of superficial product differentiation and wasteful corporate spending on meaningless innovation
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