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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI chip' in our new phone is just last year's chip with a different marketing name. We changed three lines of code and quintupled the price. The focus groups loved the word 'neural' so we put it everywhere.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (Off the Record)
Senior Product Manager
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Editor's note: Exposes deliberate tech industry practice of rebranding minimal upgrades as innovation
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