FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, the 'farm-to-table' movement at my restaurant means I drive to Whole Foods instead of Sysco. The farmers' market closes at noon and I don't wake up until one.”
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Brooklyn Bistro Owner
Restaurant Owner and Chef
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Deflates trendy culinary marketing with comedic admission of practical shortcuts
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