TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to 'AI-powered' was because our Series B pitch deck was getting zero traction with the blockchain angle. Same product, different buzzword, 300% higher valuation.”
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Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical rebranding strategy purely for investor appeal rather than genuine innovation
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