TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI algorithm' in our flagship product is basically a decision tree from a 2015 statistics textbook with better CSS. But investors kept using the word 'AI' in pitch meetings, so we just... leaned in.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner, Mid-Tier Technology Fund
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Exposes AI-washing in startup culture and investor-driven narrative inflation
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