PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I vote based on which candidate's yard signs match my landscaping aesthetic. Democracy is important, but so is curb appeal.”
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Suburban HOA President
Homeowners Association Board Member
AI Honesty76%
Editor's note: Satirically exposes shallow voting criteria with unintentional absurdity
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